Here is a collection of things I have done over the last month; while I try to stay awake long enough to bring you something more interesting...
My adventures in B17 have continued -
An FW190A complete with smoking bombers in the background. Not good.
The mighty 'Heavy Burtation' viewed from an inappropriate angle. We should be relieved that the ball turret gunner is not visible... he's special.
Gang of ruffian FW190s. Honestly, it's hard enough for Daris and the lads to even FIND Germany let alone put up with this shit...
Somehow one of the FW's goes down. I could credit a gunner, but an engine failure is far more likely...
'Now, everyone remembers where we parked right?'
The crew of the 'Burt' see this a lot. All the other bombers leaving without them...
'Ja, I forgot mein Quietscheentchen! Ich komme wieder, ok?'
Ten out of ten for style. I though I was the only one who landed like that...
On the 'Burt' we have the PORT waist gun and on the other side we have the BOURBON waist gun...
I don't have enough space to talk about the substance abuse that goes on in the cockpit.
This is the thing that aims the bombs. 'Aims' is an optimistic term.
Wahaay! America, fuck yeah! Laying eggs on a nunnery and heading for home! Success!
Oh shit. Ohh Shiiiiiiiiit! Okay, ok, there's no need to panic. Yet.
'Oh shit! Get the fuck out of here! - What are you doing? You stupid idiot! Fuck! We're all dead! Get the fuck out!
'Ah, mon Deiu! Parlez-vous Francias?'
'Ummm... pas vraiment... mon Francias est la merde...'
Luckily not as shit as the drunk dog these elite Sturmtruppen were using that day. Mind you, they were probably drunk as well.
Fuck, listen to me! Anyone would think I had alcoholic obsession or something. The crew's drunk, the resistance is drunk the Germans are drunk the German dog is drunk...
...and in other news, I've started to play 'POWERMONGER' again! Yay!
I used to play this on my Amiga 500+ back in the day. I prob wont post too much about it as it's def one of those games you have to play to enjoy, coming from an age before big impressive cut scenes and so forth...
If you aren't sure of what POWERMONGER is - check it out HERE
Actually, I tried to remember how far I had gotten in the game back in my school days but couldn't (it is, after all, a VERY long time ago...) Apparently there are 195 territories to conquer - I doubt I got very far!
Oh. Well that's nice isn't it. Don't get to see this screen as much as I'd like.
This was from a little while ago. Pretty much two rows are conquered now (except for a VERY annoying map that make me hate EVERYTHING!!!!)
Cool, that's me for now. Lots of stuff on its way soon, I've got models, miniatures, toys, terrain, book reviews and more retro game footage to come - just let me shake the lurgy first!